e-seal:

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

bigenderbeastmaster:

Very well, here is my credit card :)

e-seal:

He needs surgery on all of his bones

bigenderbeastmaster:

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what’s wrong with my son :)

e-seal:

Mal Practice

e-seal:

The names Practice

transjjester:

transjjester:

transjjester:

reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark

all of us in the notes rn

ALT

huh…

well all of us now:

ALT

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snailtongue:

[ID: Photo of a black cat in a fuzzy sheep costume sitting on a floral backdrop. The cat looks somewhat grouchy.]

theshoutingendoflife:

It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?

unflavoredwaxedfloss20:

by brunozhu http://ift.tt/1pAj4VW

minecraft-news-real:

Oh my god there’s Minecraft blood everywhere

sbyrdy:

hyrude:

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

dorbu:

halleywars:

all of these and also once a month i just lean over and tear out my officemate’s windpipe with my teeth, just ripping through the flesh with pure animal instinct. i go home and when i come back the next day he’s fine and he doesn’t remember and all of the blood is gone. not sure what he gets out of the arrangement but i feel like we’ve grown close